These are like flowers on steroids. They have too many blooms. The nursery has spiked the Growmulch or done something pretending that if you plant these in your garden they will continue to flower at unrealistic rates. They are so healthy they look artificial.

And here they are in a different color.

And here in yet another. Grocery store flowers, shamelessly blooming. They say, “Buy me, buy me.” It’s a clever trick and I wonder what it is. But I’m not falling for it. It’s obviously wrong, but I spent the longest time staring at them. How in the world did they do it?