Well, I was wrong about the Catholic Church and wrong also, I suspect, about Martin Luther. The Thanksgiving dinner was not at the church, but across the street from the church at the Community Center. When I left, with an hour still to go, they had already fed 265, plus more than 100 take out meals. I’m not sure if the delivered meals were counted in that figure. The lady handing out tickets figured they would serve at least 100 more meals before they quit. It was a very loud and festive group.
I sat with a man 89 years of age whom I’m helping with a website and a blog. He says he’s a wordsmith, but what he really means is that he wrote for local newspapers and magazines for a good portion of his life. There was a band playing. The band was extremely loud, and no one could hear anything that was not yelled directly into their ear. The lead singer wore a fully sequined dress that seemed, perhaps, it’s possible I just don’t understand fashion, more at home in a barroom than a Thanksgiving hall. As luck would have it, the man I was eating with is hard of hearing and was therefore unbothered by the sound. He continued to talk, though I have no idea what he was saying. But he responded to smiles and nods, and seemed to enjoy his meal. He was getting ready to have Thanksgiving dinner with his daughter in a few hours. When the band stopped for a moment I told him he hadn’t changed his latest post. I wrote to him about the final words. They contradicted the premise of the post. It wasn’t a stylistic error, it was a mistake. He said, “If I get any complaints I’ll change it next year.” Complaints. I complained two days ago in a very nice email. I think what he meant to say was that if anyone
important complains he’ll change it in next year’s text. So, it wasn’t just a post, it was an annual post.
There were two serving lines. The man across from me at the table went through just ahead of me on the right side, and then snuck through the left side for another meal. He ate two full turkey dinners with all the trimmings in less time than it took me to eat one, and planned to sit there for a while before attempting one final dessert. He had three cups of coffee, three or four cups of water and an apple juice all brought to him by a troupe of obedient Eagle Scouts. What good sports they were. I suspect they earned Thanksgiving Badges.
My neighbor, with whom I am growing a garden in the patio, decided not to go to the community dinner because someone gave him a turkey. He decided he would barbecue the turkey and we could have a second turkey dinner Thanksgiving night. I suggested that we wait until Saturday. But no, Thanksgiving was Thanksgiving. He promised to pick me up for a pre-Thanksgiving dinner Monday. He was really excited about that. But he never showed. He also did not seem aware that he had forgotten anything. I folded his laundry because someone complained that he couldn’t do laundry for two days. Two days in the washer, two days in the drier, and then automatically folded. It makes one wonder. But today, as I left for the Community Center, he said he’d been thinking about what I said and thought Saturday might be better. Last night on the way home from town (which means on the way back from San Luis Obispo) I carried a heavy bag, left-hand/right-hand, home with everything for a turkey dinner except the turkey.
I wonder if chicken and cranberry sauce go together. I could always buy a precooked chicken and have post-Thanksgiving dinner alone Saturday night, something I could count on, maybe with an iTunes movie, when he forgets to barbecue the turkey and locks the door and turns out the lights. Until then, I think I'll just be thankful in private and take a very long and completely restful nap.